I really do try quite hard not to over analyse the stats on my blogs but sometimes it is really hard to ignore the somewhat strange ‘search terms’ that people have used to direct them to ‘TheHosieryQueen’. Here’s some of the more bizarre search terms, including some corker spelling mistakes. I should also point out that I don’t think any of these phrases have actually ever appeared in my blogs either (although I may have certain variations on some of the themes)….enjoy….
Big butt dancers
Is Sarah Jessica Parker a man or horse
Anal jewels worn by men for women
Japanese people with hairy legs
Tights on C3PO
Hairry leg trousers
Sophia Lorens feet
How to rob a bank
Men who look hot dressed in hosiery
I think the whole time about pantyhose
Mood housery new dessing 2013
Words to granny got her daisy dukes on
And my favourite:
Darth Vader in a G-string
The Hosiery Queen
Not ‘just another pair of fishnets’, The Hosiery Queen offers exclusive patterned hosiery at affordable prices using the latest seamless technology available. Launching in September 2013 our fashion hosiery will elongate and slim your pins and will change the way you accessorise your legs forever.
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