Fashion can be odd at times.
Here’s my collection of strange hosiery that I have seen over the years.
Here’s a proper varicose vein…………..and if you don’t have one of those……………get a fake one – yuck!
The Android Look
These are from Japan. Apparently there is a whole web site dedicated to looking like C3PO.
The Frankenstein Look?
How about a Frankenstein look? And if pretending you have stiches isn’t enough. You can also go all out and get some matching shoes and a bloody necklace to complete the look – nice!
The Hairy Leg Look
Somebody give the girl a razor! It’s amazing that women go out of their way to hacksaw themselves to bits and then buy a pair of tights which make them look hairy!
The first picture was actually a mistake by J Crew and the picture went viral, but that’s what happens when you wear patterned nude hosiery!
I’m also not sure why anyone would want to walk around with a horses mane attached to their legs either?
The Skeleton Look
This look has been around for a few years now. I still don’t get it.
Revealing Your Organs
Alternatively, if you don’t want to show your skeleton off, you can cut yourself open to reveal your organs or muscles…………vomit!
I don’t mind this picture, but I still wouldn’t like bugs all over my legs.
The Floor Cleaner
Need the floor cleaning? How about some fishnets with a mop on your knees? Who needs Enjo when you can buy hosiery like this?
Later peeps! x